well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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