Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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