He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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