worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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