Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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