with your own penis?
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
