I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
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Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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