i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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