Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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