ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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