I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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