My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
operation have a gay friend backfired
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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