one might say we're banned from that church
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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