I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
