You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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