using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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