Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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