He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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