so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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