What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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