In the future we'll all be gay
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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