she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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