What a fucking waste of an outfit
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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