That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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