I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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