I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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