Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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