Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She bit a glass in half.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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