What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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