I don't think brook has ever known best
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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