Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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