It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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