She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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