HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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