I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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