i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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