we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
How external is "for external use only"?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We are all done wearing pants today
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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