I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
So. Much. Porn.
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