Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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