did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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