You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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