There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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