The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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