She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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