I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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