Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The air was thick with penises
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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