I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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