I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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