Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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