I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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