Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
