Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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