you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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