just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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