we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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