I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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