so explain again why im purple
no
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
